
The last salvo in the ongoing Knitting War was mine. I made this attractive beard for Jessie …

As you can see, her husband was thrilled.
It’s hard to know where to go at this point in the war. Once you’ve crossed into mermaid tail/beard/hotpant shortall territory, it becomes harder and harder to figure out how to retaliate … which is why, after years of this battle, we take so long to return fire. Where do you go from a beard? I literally cannot wait to see.
YOUR MOVE, JESSIE.