
You know what’s a surprisingly expensive “hobby”? Latch hook. This fancy wolf pillow is going to set you back like $50! And that doesn’t include the cost of your own labor. But forget about the fact that you could buy someone a set of nice silk covered down pillows that actually match their living room for the same price. Imagine them staring into this face when they unwrap it:

I thought I’d pretty much discovered the pinnacle of latch hook, but guess what I stumbled across while trying to find a good image of that boring, super normal old pillow? THIS LATCH HOOK PATTERN:

That’s Jacob the wolf/boy from Twilight, for those of you living in blissful ignorance. And frankly, I might as well just shut this blog down now, because it seems impossible that I will find a better prank craft in existence. Holy crap, you guys. I’m speechless. This one’s a game ender, because there’s really nothing you could do in retaliation if someone made this for you. CHECK AND MATE, craft soldiers!