Apparently, the craft of woodburning is called “pyrography” (apt!), and some people do it really well and beautifully. But in the hands of someone who can’t really draw, such as myself, or in the hands of someone who might decide to burn, say, a portrait of a loved one or celebrity into a wooden clock, well … I think there are some pretty spectacular craft pranking possibilities to be had.
Or, you know, just do a deer.
You can buy a kit for around $15 and I INTEND TO.
